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NEW YORK SHIT HAPPENS.

HOW OLD ARE YOU (part two)?

HOW OLD ARE YOU (part one)?

THE WTC AND ME.

CHRISTMAS EVIL...

MORE WORST ADS OF 2024.

You wanna see four excellent Christmas ads?

EIGHT BEST ADS OF 2024.

Best Campaign That Used The Word "SHIT".

Best "Reporters Without Borders" Ads.

WORST ADS OF 2024.

All Ad Agencies Suck At Advertising Themselves (part 3).

The "Best" Ever Celebrity Endorsement Ads.

A Great American Copywriter Who Wasn't A "Mad Man".

Are These "Creative" Ads Good—Yes or No.

IT'S BETTER IN SCANDINAVIAN COUNTRIES.

Johnny Depp's Sauvage Ads: His Inner Monologues.

How To Visually Sell A Product's Benefit.

The Brits Are Better Creatives Than Us Yanks (part 5).

BEST ADS NOVEMBER 2024.

WORST ADS NOVEMBER 2024.

Tips For Social Media "Creatives" From A Classically-Trained Copywriter.

Some Of The Best Fake Ad Copywriting.

Copyranter's "TED Talk" On The State Of Ad Creativity (AUDIO).

The Saddest Stock Photo "Businessman".

Viva Viagra—The Most Ridiculous Penis Pill Advertising.

The Best Thanksgiving Day Ad.

FINE: Here're Three BRIEF Christmas Ad Reviews.

More Advice For Female Copywriters/Art Directors.

Psychotic Drug Ads Of Yesteryear.

AD-OFF: Channing Tatum vs. Timotheé Chalamet.

Young Creatives: How To Be Better.

Insulting Plastic Surgery Ads From Around The World.

Creepiest Examples Of "Ad Creep".

Five More Of The Most Disgusting Ads From The Last 20 Years.

DOES ANYBODY REMEMBER LAUGHTER?*

VINTAGE WIENER ADS.

Animal Photoshop Of Horrors.

A Collection Of Notably Honest, Slutty, And Stupid Political Ads.

Where The F Are The Conceptual Art Directors?

BEST ADS OCTOBER 2024!

Inarguably, The Best Ever Halloween Ad.

WORST ADS OCTOBER 2024.

Ten Funny Noteworthy Banned Ads From Around The World.

CAT ADS.

The cRaZy World Of Japanese Advertising, Continued.

Best Ads Of The Last 20 Years: #10.

The cRaZy World Of Japanese Advertising.

The Brits Are Better Copywriters Than Us Yanks (part 4).

Unconventional Outdoor Ads Can Be Creative Gold (part three).

Five Random Funny Commercials.

IT'S BETTER IN NEW ZEALAND.

The "Best" Anti-Abortion Ads Of The Last 40+ Years.

More Ads That Have Aged Like Box Wine.

This Gold-Lion Winning Scam Campaign...

Did Heinz Shit The Racist Ad Bed Once, Twice, Or Zero Times This Week?

Unconventional Outdoor Ads Can Be Creative Gold (part two).

Unconventional Outdoor Ads Can Be Creative Gold (part one).

Did You See The Biggest Ad Placement Gaffe Of The Year?

The Worst Steve Jobs Tribute Ads.

The Craziest Coffee Ads In The World.

Worst Ads Of September 2024.

Best Ads Of September 2024!

New Burger King Ads Upset Mothers, Others.

How Cool Is Japan?

Advertising Has One (1) Hope (Audio Rant).

COPYWRITERS? STFU.

The Nine Best Cannes Lion-Winning Ads From 2000.

Best Ads From The 1990s, Best Decade Ever (part four).

Best Ads From The 1990s, Best Decade Ever (part three).

The Best Ads From 1990s, Best Decade Ever (part two).

The Best Ads From 1990s, Best Decade Ever (part one).

Seven Of My Favorite Sports Ads Of This Century.

The Best Cannes Lion-Winning Ads From The Last 35 Years (part two).

Street Pole Ads Of Note.

The Best Cannes Lion-Winning Ads From The Last 35 Years (part one).

IT'S BETTER IN THAILAND.

IT WAS BETTER TEN YEARS AGO (part 4).

THE BEST ADS OF AUGUST 2024!

UN-SPIRATIONAL QUOTES FOR THE END OF SUMMER.

THE WORST ADS OF AUGUST 2024.

HOW BOUT SOME HONEST TAGLINES.

Write Like They're Smarter Than You.

Oopsy Ads.

I Was Dead Wrong: This Campaign Is A Good.

An "Analysis" Of The Subservient 1950s Ad Woman.

The Brits Are Better Copywriters Than Us Yanks (part 3).

I'm A Lawyer. I'm On A Billboard.

EYE CARAMBA!

"Jake From State Farm" Is The Worst Mascot In Ad History.

LOST F#CKING ART OF ART DIRECTION.

More Of The Best (And Worst) Things Ever Said About Advertising (Free).

Accidental Ads.

I Ask Yet Again: Can ANYBODY Write A Good Tagline?

THE Worst Ad Copywriter.

Sex Forcibly Used To Sell Un-Sexy Products.

How To Write Ads.

Graphically Gorgeous Vintage Poster Ads.

WORST ADS OF JULY 2024.

Mouth & Tongue Ads With Sexual Subtexts.

BEST ADS OF JULY 2024.

When Ad Agencies Knew How To Advertise Themselves.

FIVE "F#CK-YOU" COMMERCIALS.

"Hillbilly" Elegy.

What Happens When Copywriting, Art Direction, And Photography Come Together?

Join Me As I Dig Deep Into The Asses Of The Charmin Shit-Bears.

Milk Ads. Nothing But Milk Ads.

The Best Director In Ad History (part 2).

TRUCK FUMP (free).

TERRIBLE TAGLINE FRIDAY!

The Best Director In Ad History (part one).

The Worst Three Ads Of The First Two Weeks Of July.

Shoes As Penises In Advertising.

The Best Three Ads Of The First Two Weeks Of July.

HEADLINE.

A RANT...

IT WAS BETTER TEN YEARS AGO (Part 3).

THE Best Music Magazine Ads Ever Created.

More Ads That Took WTF Way TF Too Far.

More Of The Best Of Local Advertising.

How To Get Ahead As A New Ad Creative.

Designers: How Passionate Are You?

Local Advertising Is The Best.

It Was MUCH Better 24 Years Ago.

The Brits Are Better Creatives Than Us Yanks (part 2).

The Brits Are Better Copywriters Than Us Yanks.

The Best Ads Of June.

This Is How You Do "Cultural" Advertising.

The Worst Ads Of The Month.

If You're Too Scared To "Go Dark", Go Weird.

There Were Two (2) Good 2024 Cannes Lions Winners.

This BA Gold Lion Campaign Is Vainglorious Bullshit.

Two Lion Winners, So Far, Don't Suck.

IT WAS BETTER TEN YEARS AGO (Part Two).

Cannes Takes On Sexual Harassment With The Subtlety Of A Dick Slap To The Face.

The Worst Ever Cannes Grand Prix Lion Just Dropped.

IT WAS BETTER TEN YEARS AGO (Part One).

Best Ads Of The Last 20 Years: #9.

TBT: One Of The Best Sub-Campaigns In Ad History.

The Most Creative, Effective Anti-Smoking Ads.

Even More Imaginative Ads Millennials Could Never Have Created.

Celebrate Pride Month With Some Gay Bashing Ads!

An Examination Of The Five Men In The New Cringe Hims Commercial.

Go Dark. No, DARKER.

Hey, I Haven't Written About Recent Shitty Ads In 13 Days.

Another Imaginative Campaign Millennials Could Never Ever Have Created.

Lets Rag On More Senseless Taglines.

The Biggest Bullshit Taglines In Ad History.

More Copy Lessons For Dummies.

Four Silly "Funny" Ads.

The Most Painful Injury Lawyer Ads NYC Has Ever Seen.

Three More Imaginative Campaigns Millennials Could Have Never Created.

More Copywriting That Shouldn't Have Been Copywritten.

Imaginative Campaigns Millennials Could Never Have Created (part one).

Ads With Osama bin Laden Selling Shit.

Best Campaigns Of This Century: #7.

The Lost Art Of Art Direction (continued, yet again).

Again, What Brainiacs Came Up With THESE New Ads?

What Brainiacs Came Up With These New Ads?

Let's Revisit a "Hardcore" Anti-Drug Campaign That Failed Miserably.

Apple's new iPad Pro Ad Is Not The Worst Ad Ever Made.

RED HOT SUNBURN ADS.

It's Never Not A Good Day For A Copywriting Lesson.

The Four Worst Current Ad Creative Trends.

Meet The Bad Ass Women Who Sold A Shit-Ton Of Cigs In The 70s.

BREAKING: An Excellently Morbid AF New Ad.

THE Worst Creative Help Wanted Ad I've Ever Read.

Bodega Cats Unknowingly, But Convincingly, Selling Stuff.

Deep Dive: How To Write A Great Tagline.

Meet The Captains Obvious Of Marketing Twitter.

The Creepiest Mascots In Advertising History.

Time To Rip New Ads New Assh*les.

Wanna Create A Great Commercial? GO QUIRKY.

Vintage American Ad Copywriting Par Excellence.

Nobody Writes Long Copy Ads Now Because Nobody Can Write.

Great Copy As Headline. Or Vice Versa.

A Salute To Clever Copywriting.

Friday Fun Day!

'Tis The Season For Making Pointless "Clever" Ads For Awards Only.

True Confessions Of An Old Asshole Copywriter.

Hold On! Maybe THIS Will Be The Best Campaign Of 2024.

MORE LIKE GAG-LINES.

Whomever Is Making These Ads Shouldn't Be Making Ads.

33 Things To NEVER Say To A Creative.

Well Shit My Britches, Maybe The Best Campaign Of 2024.

Everybody LOVES This New Campaign. How Bout You?

Five MORONIC Ads That I Like, For Some Reason.

Vainglorious Marketing Job Titles Of The Near Future.

Eight Ads I'd Like To Punch In The Face.

Eight Billboards Demonstrate That OOH Is Still Best Medium For Creative Effectiveness.

Eight Ads That Used Sex To Sell The Unsexiest Products.

Celebrate "Earth Hour" With Some Good Greenpeace Ads.

Recent Marketing Tweets That Made Me Say, Out Loud, "STFU".

Ad Headline Writing Rules I've Learned In My 35 Year Career.

I've Made Some Spec Ads With Cats.

Ads With Questionably Worded Headlines.

The Only "Good" Ads In March (so far).

Celebrate St. Patrick's Day With The Most Brilliantly Surreal Alcohol Spot Ever Filmed.

A Glorious Anti-Alcoholism Poster.

THE TITS-IEST ADS I'VE EVER SEEN (NSFW).

Four Memorable Campaigns That Are All Copy.

One Of The Best "Disruptive" Campaigns In Ad History.

Want To Be A Better Copywriter? INSTIGATE.

Celebrate International Women's Day With Some Super Sexist Ads.

The Best Ads Of The Last 13 Days.

Some Of The WTF-iest WTF Ads Ever Produced.

The Worst Ads Of The Last 12 Days.

The Best (Worst) Fat-Shaming Ads (part 2).

The Best (Worst) Fat-Shaming Ads (part one).

Your Free Weekend Creative Manifesto.

Some Random Ads With Great Visuals.

Does Digital Advertising Even Work?

Why Do All Ad Agencies Suck At Advertising Themselves (part 2)?

Business Name Hall Of Fame.

Young Creatives: Help Getting Your First Job.

NON-SHITPOST FEBRUARY!

SHITPOST FEBRUARY!

Unquestionably, THE Best Beer Campaign In Advertising History.

The Best Pro Prohibition Ads.

Pro Tips: How To Write Good Headlines/Copy.

CRAPPY COPYWRITING...EVERYWHERE.

Your Tagline Is Bad And You Should Feel Bad.

So You Think You're A "Storyteller".

WHAT.

Free Creativity Lessons For Dummies!

The Best Ads Of The Last Two Weeks Of January.

How NOT To Give Feedback To Creatives.

Why Do All Ad Agencies Suck At Advertising Themselves?

The Worst Ads Of The 2nd Half Of January 2024.

Dystopia Is Now. Just Look At These Ads.

SHITPOST Sunday!

Want To Be A Better Creative? Make People THINK.

Good Ads. GOOD ADS!

Is This Billboard Terrible Or Nuclear Terrible?

The...Different World Of Russian Advertising.

Best Liquor Campaign In Ad History?

11 Examples Of The WORST Copywriting I've Ever Seen.

The Worst Ads Of The First Two+ Weeks Of 2024.

There Are Already two New Creepy Ad Mascots in 2024.

The Best Ads Of The First Two Weeks Of 2024.

Testimonials From Recent Paid Subscribers.

Old Man Who Doesn't Know FKA "twigs" From Michelle "Branch" Weighs In On Her CK Ad.

An Historic Lesson In Car Advertising.

ART DIRECTION IS FOR LOVERS.

Nobody Sold More Cigarettes In The 70s-80s Than These Two Stone Cold Studs.

CREATIVITY IN 2024: AD HUMOR IS DEAD.

A Special "Gay" Collection Of Homoerotic Vintage Ads.

Want To Be A Better Copywriter? You Can NOT Be Serious!

HOW OLD ARE YOU (Part One)?