Archive - Copyranter Two Point Zero

Want To Be A Better Copywriter? You Can NOT Be Serious!

Be silly. Be stupid. Even for "serious" brands.

Nov 10 •

Miscellaneous Crap Friday (#6).

I found some shit this week.

Nov 7 •

TITS Uncomfortably Squeezed Into Ads.

Ends up, they can't sell everything.

Nov 6 •

FU to these ads.

Nov 4 •

Want To Be A Better Copywriter? Create TENSION.

Nov 3 •

Miscellaneous Crap Sunday (#6).

I am "The Shit" at Shit-Posting.

Nov 2 •

October 2025

"Scary" Vintage Halloween Cigarette Ads.

Oct 31 •

Five Halloween Spots That Don't Suck Like A Vampire.

Though one of them features a "vampire influencer".

Oct 30 •

Worst Ads October 2025.

You wanna see some Shit.

Oct 29 •

Best Ads October 2025.

The monthly celebration of those who at least tried.

Oct 28 •

Want To Be A Better Copywriter? Be A Better Art Director.

It's been proven: humans prefer images to words.

Oct 27 •

Miscellaneous Crap Sunday (#5).

I am an ace Shitpost-er.

Oct 26 •

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