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There Are Already two New Creepy Ad Mascots in 2024.

There Are Already two New Creepy Ad Mascots in 2024.

Plus, other scary mascots from the past.

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Jan 16, 2024
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an inert (FOR NOW) Chuck E. Cheese in a landfill, waiting for the robot uprising.

For now, still only $40 a year.

Some brands have been made by their mascots: Green Giant, Speedy Alka-Seltzer, The Michelin Man, etc. The below two creepy mascots, well, they will soon be discarded.

AGAIN (sigh), this new info article that you won’t see anywhere else is for PAID SUBSCRIBERS ONLY. Buy your still-reduced price yearly subscription HERE, FFS.

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