Animal Photoshop Of Horrors.

Welcome to the Dr. Moreau school of digital art direction.

Wow, sorry, I’m back! My chest has been swelling with Patriotic Pride since Tuesday night! What a country! A country where anyone—including felons!—can be given a 2nd or 35th chance to be President!

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This should have been a Halloween article. What can I say: I fly this Substack, daily, by the seat of my pants and sometimes I shit those pants: Figuratively and Literally.

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Stan Winston and his freak animals from the 1996 movie.

Just because you can fuck with animals in ads, doesn’t mean you should. Like so, below. Buy a subscription here to see 11 examples of ghastly ad animal abuse. Or, UNSUBSCRIBE FROM MY EMAILS.