TRUCK FUMP (free).

Do you...dislike the maybe again President?

I don’t like to do politics here. But: I wish Crooks had blown up Trump’s head like in Scanners (next “sniper”, please use hollow points). How AWESOME would that have been to see over and over. Most of this nation would have celebrated, and a lot more enthusiastically than when we got bin Laden.

He also wanted to raise his fist, but couldn’t, for some reason.

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I’ve been following Trump’s career for 35 years. (It’s an NYC thing.) He’s an absolute racist (see neo-Nazi flyer below) with a fake blonde piece of sushi hair weave and Bronx Colors Orange BHCo6 Concealer of a “face”.

I spend too much time online, most of it following boring advertising and stultifyingly boring marketing. But I do stray to social sites quite a bit. These are the best “memes” I found of the ear bandage. Lower left, LOL.

Trump “Signature” Watch (RIP)

Just another failed business venture in a long list of failed business ventures. An ugly, unreadable piece of overpriced shit. “What time is it?” “Gears o’clock”. Here’s a bottle of Trump Ice spring water for $79.99 on ebay. And here’s an (empty) bottle of Trump vodka for $2,024.

BEST TRUMP-RIFFING ADS

L—The best use of Trump in an ad. Print ad for the German paper (The Daily Mirror) ran in October, 2016. Just a photo of a pile of newspapers. But you have to able to think like a classic visual idea art director to create an ad like this. Perfect. Ad agency: Scholz & Friends, Berlin. R—Several brands have tried to use Trump’s fake hair as a riffing visual. This is the best, so far. Poster ad from November, 2017, placed on Greenpeace’s social websites. Agency: Hjaltelin Stahl, Denmark.

Identity Evropa

Lastly, Identity Evropa, a neo-Nazi white supremacist organization, with an obvious tribute to Trump (L), and a love of stock photos of ancient European dictators. Their tagline is: European Roots, American Greatness. Implied: Get out, Blacks, Browns, and Jews.