WORST ADS OCTOBER 2024.

SCARY-BAD ADS.

DEAR FREE SUBSCRIBERS:

I’ve asked nicely. I’ve asked logically. I’ve offered my creative expertise (One Show, CLIO, ANDY, et-fucking-cetera, shit-ton of awards winner) for free portfolio reviews/advice for paid subscribers.

Well, here’s my measured response to your inactivity, freeloaders:

BUY A SUBSCRIPTION (HERE), OR UNSUBSCRIBE.

Seriously. Pay me, or disable my emails. I am the undisputed Best Ad Critic In The World™ (™ pending), and have been for 20 fucking years. This is my fucking job, not a fucking “hobby”. I AM IT, as far as expert ad criticism goes, which is not very far, I KNOW. Nobody wants to pay to look at/read about fucking advertising. Yet, here I am.

Yes, DUDES, tis season for everything pumpkin spice, including the smell of your asshole.

As always, monthly ad reviews are for paid subs only. Five bad ads below, most of which you haven’t seen because I go deep every day.