The Biggest Bullshit Taglines In Ad History.

Many taglines are specious. These are/were tag-lies.

Yes, I’m obsessed with taglines because they are pure ad copywriting. I’ve rewritten taglines as if I was an angry corporate lawyer. I’ve rewritten taglines as if I was a Nihilist. And of course, I keep you up-to-the-minute on the latest terrible taglines (more of these to come soon).

Here, I went back through my tagline archives and pulled the bullshittiest ones out of the heap. Buy a subscription here to see these eight highly questionable slogans dating from 1906 to today.