My fellow Irish-Americans (and, OK, all you other fucking poseurs), This is a dangerous year for St. Patrick’s Day, what with it falling on a Sunday: y’all have cover for three straight days of nonstop drunken-ism.
Below you will see a beautifully-illustrated anti-alcoholism poster, plus some other much-less-than-glorious anti-alcohol ads from earlier this century.
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