Your Tagline Is Bad And You Should Feel Bad.
More like Gag-Lines.
Copywriters of the World: Can any fucking one of you write a good tagline? Yes, taglines are a tough assignment. But, really, all it takes is TIME to write a good one. You don’t even have to be that smart. I’m not that smart and I’ve written a few good bought taglines in my illustrious career. I’ve also written hundreds of shitty ones but I didn’t present those to my CD, let alone the client.
I am the certified King of eviscerating bad taglines: I don’t just rip them new assholes, I rip them new digestive systems. Sometimes, I even rewrite bad taglines as if I was Friedrich Nietzsche.
So, five more shitty slogans shit on mercilessly by me. Buy a subscription here to to view them.