Celebrate St. Patrick's Day With The Most Brilliantly Surreal Alcohol Spot Ever Filmed.

Happy "snakes begone" day.

I repeat: My fellow Irish-Americans (and, OK, all you other fucking poseurs), This is a dangerous year for St. Patrick’s Day, what with it falling on a Sunday: y’all have cover for three straight days of nonstop drinking.

Atlantic Liquors in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware, is the greatest liquor store in the world, sayeth the Lord.

The ad is, of course, not via America because our alcohol advertising universally BLOWS.

You’ll love this commercial (which you probably haven’t seen). Buy a subscription here to watch it.