Recent Marketing Tweets That Made Me Say, Out Loud, "STFU".

I said the actual words, not the letters.

Marketing Guru has become an official job title now on job search sites. Which, LOL, OK.

Godin doesn’t know his ads from a fucking hole in the ground.

I scroll my Twitter feed every day because it’s the platform where blue-checkmarked modern marketing “gurus” (with, like, a couple thousand followers) share their buzzword-filled updates that they sincerely believe are “unique” “insights”.

They are not. They are hooey. In fact, their title should be: Marketing Hoo-ru.

Six asinine tweets below. Check them out: maybe one of them is yours! To accompany me on this digital holistic pilgrimage, Buy your subscription here, dum-dums.