Eight Ads I'd Like To Punch In The Face.

Yes I know ads don't have faces, STFU.

These are not simply “bad” ads. They are ads that pissed me the fuck off. Granted, my internal meter is always borderline red-lined: I have anger issues which have served me well in hockey rinks but no so much in the rest of my life. But these ads cracked the glass.

Below are the eight punchable ads, each followed by one of my unhinged rants. To see and read, buy a fucking subscription here, fuckwads.