WORST ADS OF 2024.

I narrowed it down to 1 commercial, 1 ad, 1 CGI "installation", and 1 campaign—no mean feat.

I’ve excluded many obvious choices like Progressive’s progressively annoying as fuck ads, and the Zach Braff and Donald Faison T-Mobile spots that make me want to quit, not just this job, but civilization.

Yes, I hate the Artisan campaign, but not for the reason the rest of the world hates it. See my better, expert reasoning below.

Here’s the Worst Ads Of 2023, two parts. To view the below abominable advertising, buy your subscription here. Do it for me, for Christmas, you free fucks.