Young Creatives: Help Getting Your First Job.
Or second, third. I've been there. Ya gotta have sticktoitiveness.
Adage (also Adweek) offer nothing to young, middle-aged, or old creatives. This week, they published this no-help clickbait story. Thanks for the update, dipshits! Is grass also still green? Sky, blue? Shit, stinky?
Well, I’m gonna try to help yous, right here, right now. I’m a tad out of touch being as I haven’t looked for a full-time CW job in 10 years. But I’ve still got some valuable, hard-earned info that still applies to young searching creatives.
Oh, yeah, sorry. This sure as shit ain’t free info. I had to pay for it with literal blood, sweat, and tears. (I sliced off the tip of a finger with an X-acto knife furiously helping the art department mount ads at 3am for a 9am new biz pitch, true story. A big chunk. Wrapped the gushing fucker in gauze, and kept mounting, because that’s how fucking tough I am because I am a no-fear hockey player—previously resulting in two stitched scars on my face, a broken collarbone, several broken fingers, etc.)
Where the fuck was I? Yes. No. Info. Not free. 10 fucking excellent tips. Buy your subscription here.