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"Jake From State Farm" Is The Worst Mascot In Ad History.

"Jake From State Farm" Is The Worst Mascot In Ad History.

He has no personality. He takes illegal grift. He isn't even the real "Jake".

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Aug 15, 2024
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Caveat: I’m (mostly) not talking about actor Kevin Miles…though he does like taking shirtless selfies. So, there’s that.

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