"Jake From State Farm" Is The Worst Mascot In Ad History.

He has no personality. He takes illegal grift. He isn't even the real "Jake".

Caveat: I’m (mostly) not talking about actor Kevin Miles…though he does like taking shirtless selfies. So, there’s that.

Like a good neighbor…

Below, I present all the proof as if I was in court. You, the jury, decide.

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