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The cRaZy World Of Japanese Advertising, Continued.

The cRaZy World Of Japanese Advertising, Continued.

Part two.

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Oct 28, 2024
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The cRaZy World Of Japanese Advertising, Continued.
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1. First up, an ad for Suntory Goma-Muga cha tea.

How would you sell a sesame barley tea for high blood pressure? You sure as shit wouldn’t think up this idea:

Two businessmen pull over to take a piss. Out of nowhere, a fire starts. Their pee is no match. Fat man (with high blood pressure) stupidly slams a tree branch into the fire. Piece breaks off, puncturing his forehead. He then puts out the fire with his “high-pressure” blood spurt. Up copy: “In most cases, high blood pressure won’t save you”.

The ole soft reverse sell. Works for me. Ad agency: Hakuhodo, Tokyo.

BLOODY EXCELLENT.

Copyranter Two Point Zero is my job, not a hobby. I’m an ad copywriter/CD with 30+ years experience, and 20 years experience as a professional ad critic.

Four more Japanese ads below that defy understanding. Buy you subscription here to see them. Here’s Part One (five spots) from last week.

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