Vainglorious Marketing Job Titles Of The Near Future.
Marketing "gurus", you need to up your game.
The only thing modern marketers are more full of, than shit, is themselves.
As it has become more evident just how truly unimaginative their jobs are, marketers have, absurdly, become extremely “creative” in their self-titling. We now have actual official Chief Happiness Officers, Digital Inventionists, Ambassadors Of Buzz, and even a Head Of Making It Happen.
Let’s try to predict what some of the next fake self-actualizing titles will be (Nine Turgid Titles below, buy subscription here to see them):