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The Creepiest Mascots In Advertising History.

The Creepiest Mascots In Advertising History.

As presented by: the Michelin Man & the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.

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Apr 25, 2024
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They’re both famous icons with rolls of white puffy fat and creepy faces. Stay-Puft is of course more famous thanks to destroying several buildings and killing an untold number Manhattanites in Ghostbusters.


PUFT: You’re actually French and your real name is “Bibendum”, which means “drinking” in Latin. So you literally represent “drinking and driving”. Plus, you used to look much creepier.

MM: Yeah but I still never directly killed people, you fat fluffy fuck”.


Below, they continue to converse, compare, and contrast while looking at the absolute creepiest mascots in ad history.

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