Meet The Captains Obvious Of Marketing Twitter.

Blue check-marked visionary "gurus" share their proprietary "insights" and "outsights".

Marketing Twitter is a funny place: both funny-weird and funny-Ha Ha.

Marketing is, “technically” a science. And Advertising is, very technically, not a science. This creates tension between the two. Because, 1)—advertising effectiveness can NOT be measured. 2)—marketers are constantly coming up with new ways to (not) measure it. This often leaves them at a “loss for words” to concisely describe WTF they actually do.

NOTE: not all these tweets are about marketing, but they all are via marketing and brand “gurus”.

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