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Join Me As I Dig Deep Into The Asses Of The Charmin Shit-Bears.

Join Me As I Dig Deep Into The Asses Of The Charmin Shit-Bears.

Do bears shit in the woods? Nope. Do they wipe their asses with rabbits? Apparently, also no.

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Jul 24, 2024
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Copyranter Two Point Zero is a reader-supported publication for PAID subscribers ONLY. Because this is my JOB. My only source of income. It’s $40 a year, which comes out to 13 cents an article.

(The Shit-Bears have been around since 1999, and many, including SNL (an idea they maybe stole from a Youtuber), have mocked them. But they’ve missed key points, which I will bring up, below.)


FUCK YOU Charmin.

Sorry Charmin, this is a completely unbelievable premise.

I have IBS. I’ve had it for 20 years, therefore, I am an expert AssWipe-er.

Any and all bears would much rather wipe their ass with a super-soft bunny than toilet paper. I mean, bear asses are hairy as FUCK. They need fur on fur…

(DEEP dive into this fucked up ad campaign continues below…)

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