Join Me As I Dig Deep Into The Asses Of The Charmin Shit-Bears.
Do bears shit in the woods? Nope. Do they wipe their asses with rabbits? Apparently, also no.
(The Shit-Bears have been around since 1999, and many, including SNL (an idea they maybe stole from a Youtuber), have mocked them. But they’ve missed key points, which I will bring up, below.)
Sorry Charmin, this is a completely unbelievable premise.
I have IBS. I’ve had it for 20 years, therefore, I am an expert AssWipe-er.
Any and all bears would much rather wipe their ass with a super-soft bunny than toilet paper. I mean, bear asses are hairy as FUCK. They need fur on fur…
(DEEP dive into this fucked up ad campaign continues below…)