...where I rewrite taglines that I hate.

Taglines are pure writing, often pure terrible writing.

PREVIOUSLY: How Bout Some Honest Taglines; What If Corporate Lawyers Wrote Taglines; and Into The Creative Void Comes The Nihilist Tagline Writer.

From the “honest” advertising movie Crazy People.

Yes, I am obsessed with Taglines. They can make a brand, make a company. Most of the time though, they just sit there, looking fucking idiotic.

I didn’t try to match fonts because to quote Barton Fink: “I’M A WRITA!” not an art director. Eight “revised” tags below.

My examples of “creativity” are never free.