Not that anyone is shocked by riffs on anatomy anymore-female or male-but considering the name, does 5th grade locker room jokes add much? I’m thinking vamps like, “You know you want it” might give you a nice double. “From deep down” is an artisanal water story. And “Never thirsty” for urban dictionary readers.
Not that anyone is shocked by riffs on anatomy anymore-female or male-but considering the name, does 5th grade locker room jokes add much? I’m thinking vamps like, “You know you want it” might give you a nice double. “From deep down” is an artisanal water story. And “Never thirsty” for urban dictionary readers.
After reading this substack for six months, this is the post that finally got me to subscribe.
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LAP, DON'T SIP
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It appears donating to women's empowerment organizations is part of the value prop.
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