Not that anyone is shocked by riffs on anatomy anymore-female or male-but considering the name, does 5th grade locker room jokes add much? I’m thinking vamps like, “You know you want it” might give you a nice double. “From deep down” is an artisanal water story. And “Never thirsty” for urban dictionary readers.
Not that anyone is shocked by riffs on anatomy anymore-female or male-but considering the name, does 5th grade locker room jokes add much? I’m thinking vamps like, “You know you want it” might give you a nice double. “From deep down” is an artisanal water story. And “Never thirsty” for urban dictionary readers.
After reading this substack for six months, this is the post that finally got me to subscribe.
You don't suck, Stewie.
SLIT YOUR THIRST
THE BEST WATER AROUND THESE PARTS
LAP, DON'T SIP
THIS CLAM COMES IN A CAN
TASTES AS CLEAN AS IT SMELLS
WHY GO DRY?
And since we haven't verbed it yet:
BEAVER YOUR MOUTH
good one.
So. Wet.
You're hired. Now fix your typo on 'suscription' after your snatch line. Peace.
THANK YOU.
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It appears donating to women's empowerment organizations is part of the value prop.
So, naturally:
Buy Beaver.
Support bitches.
Yeah saw that. Doesn't excuse the shitty writing.