What If Corporate Lawyers Wrote Taglines?

Jan 10

Lawyers loathe creativity. Below are hypothetical in-house lawyers' angry responses to ad creatives in imaginary internal tagline meetings.

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Writes Paid To Write

Classic. Particularly enjoyed the consumer guarantees compliant rehash of Gillette.

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Hilarious. More f-bombs than I'm comfortable with, but fucking funny.

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