10 Of The Worst Taglines Ever Written.
Admittedly, a tagline is a hard assignment. I’ve written a few good ones and a shit-ton of bad ones—none of which I presented to clients because I’m not a bad copywriter, nor a moron. But what’s not hard, is writing a not-horrible tagline.
Shower Thought: What’s bigger: a Shit-ton or a Fuck-ton? This guy thinks he figured it out, but his mathematical calculation is specious.
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