Why Can't Marketers Speak Like Normal Humans?
"Imbue" this with meaning, asshats.
I haven’t had to sit through a marketing meeting, either in-person or on Zoom, for a couple of years, thank fucking Jesus.
Marketers are Lexicon Devils. Copywriters understand that language is a precious thing; it is not to be messed with. Modern marketers, however, take innocent words and ass-rape them into their Dystopian Newspeak.
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