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MORE BODEGA CAT ADS.

MORE BODEGA CAT ADS.

What can't they sell.

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Jul 21, 2025
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MORE BODEGA CAT ADS.
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Yes, I love cats (I also love all other animals on the planet.). I am a certified Cat Daddy for life.

Our Cat T, now chasing bunnies and other critters in Cat Utopia, was looong. As you see, I have looong femur bones on my 6-1 frame. Fully stretched, T occupied my legs from ankles to stomach.

T face.
I like my shirt better. 100% Poly.

APPLE

Apple understands the selling power of Cats with their latest iPhone spot. Man deletes “Garrett” from photo. Woman scolds man. Man restores “Garrett” to photo.

Ad agency: In-House. Director: Andreas Nilsson.

OK: to the Bodega Cat ads. Yes, you have to pay to see my “creativity”, even when I’m just creating five stupid ads using cool photos of felines.

PREVIOUSLY: Bodega Cats Unknowingly But Convincingly Selling Shit. And CAT ADS (free post, featuring mostly not Bodega Cats selling shit.

I am the "Cat's Meow" of ad critics.

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