Wanna Make A Good Commercial? Think Weird.
I don't care what you're selling: deodorant, underwear, cars, it doesn't matter.
Be. Weird.
Now I hear you marketers scoffing: “ Hey dickface, what about effectiveness? What about sales?”
Well, dickbrains, ALL of the below commercials were effective and increased sales because they were weird. Because there is this ad-thing? Called Awareness? These spots increased awareness of the brands by approximately 1,000,000%. People watched them, fully, because they were weird. And remembered the brand and bought the brand: because they were FUCKING WEIRD.
Seven commercials, each one weirder than the previous/next one. Each one, effective. Each one, near perfect. None via America.
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