THREE WORST ADS APRIL 2025.
Ads so putrid they'd knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
I’ve never seen a buzzard on a shit wagon. I’ve never seen a shit wagon. I’m assuming the person(s) who came up with that awesome bit of wordsmithing, had. Buzzard fact: They keep themselves cool in hot weather by pissing on their legs. You live, you learn.
So, three bad ads: subway poster, print execution, and billboard. Free subs, you should fucking know the goddamn drill by now: Buy or By.