THE Strangest Commercial I've Ever Seen.

It is NSFW.

Please note that I’ve seen approximately 17 trillion commercials in my ad critic career. And this one, hands down, takes the cRaZy cake.

Please buy a reduced-price subscription here to see the ad (offer good through Labor Day). It is very well hidden online, you won’t find it.

Also, coming next week: A roundup of the 10 batshit craziest ads I’ve ever seen (minus this one). That article will also be for paid subscribers only.