Shit (Advertising) flows downhill, right into my feeds. Presented with little commentary cause it’s fucking Sunday and I need to get back to doing fuck-all.
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MOTH Margarita
Ooh, breaking the 4th wall ad. No, you shitty can of shitty-tasting weak-ass alcoholic cocktail. Shove yourself up your own ass.
BAE Systems
Hey BAE (largest defence contractor in Europe), Ya know what? I’m good with the current iteration of impossible. But you keep showing us what’s possible when it comes to blowing up people.
Michelob Ultra
“Crew” (sigh). Bearded and tatted douchebags, the lot. CLIENT: “I want smiles and muscles and beards and TATS!!!”
Deutsche Bank
The WORST Barbie brand lampreying I’ve seen so far.