NOTE: I will not be covering The Cannes Festival Of Creativity because it sure as shit squishes is not about “Creativity” anymore. It’s about bloviating and networking.
Below, I will repeat things I’ve heard/read/said that Creative Directors, Art Directors, and Copywriters have said that proves they/we are ALL assholes. Wanna know what it’s like deep inside a Creative Department?
First up, CDs.
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