More Copywriter Copywriting That Shouldn't Have Been Copywritten.

Five recent examples. All bad. Which is the worst—you tell me.

Hello Free Subscribers. This will be the only free intro copy, on every post, going forward. No more free set-ups, commentary, insights (or lack thereof). So: either buy a subscription—$40 a year, that’s $3.33 a month—or, I guess, enjoy my shitty email subject lines (see: above), because that’s all you’ll be getting.