Copyranter Two Point Zero

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Malört Ads...

If you're from Chicago, you know.

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Starting this week, I will posting three articles a week (This is #3). I’ve been writing five a week for four years here, and it’s too much work for me, considering the return.

So: quality over quantity. It’s now a more “bespoke” Substack.


I’ve never tried this “cordial”. Apparently, it’s an acquired taste. Popular in the Midwest.

Just search “Malört Ads” and you’ll see most of the ones I posted below. But, I’m still putting up my paywall as a symbolic gesture of animosity toward you free subs.

Thanks to Griffin for the tip.

Buy a Sub and I'll symbolically like you

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