Copyranter Two Point Zero

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Copyranter Two Point Zero
Copyranter Two Point Zero
I SHOUT AGAIN: CAN ANYBODY WRITE A FREAKIN' TAGLINE.

I SHOUT AGAIN: CAN ANYBODY WRITE A FREAKIN' TAGLINE.

No, it's not even a rhetorical question, OBVIOUSLY.

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I SHOUT AGAIN: CAN ANYBODY WRITE A FREAKIN' TAGLINE.
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Taglines. Pure copywriting. A challenge, for sure. But also an opportunity for CWs to become industry-famous. It Takes a Tough Man To Make A Tender Chicken®. When It Absolutely Positively Has To Be There Overnight®. The One Beer To Have When You’re Having More Than One®.

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Looking at recent taglines, it’s like a lobotomized weaponized robot is writing them. They don’t just not make any fucking sense, they seem like they’re trying to unsell people.

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