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Copyranter Two Point Zero

TITS Uncomfortably Squeezed Into Ads.

Ends up, they can't sell everything.

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Copyranter
Nov 06, 2025
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RELATED: THE TITS-IEST ADS EVER CREATED (NSFW).


Yes, (Sydney Sweeney’s) TITS sold the bejesus out of American Eagle jeans.

But, that doesn’t mean you should haphazardly attempt to connect Bazongas to your brand. The below ads are really trying hard to force TITS to help sell the products.

1. NILA

Well, Mushrooms are a fungus. And: breasts can get fungal infections, particularly a yeast infection under the breasts. There is no “Nila” brand of canned mushrooms that I can find. And even if I could, I don’t think I’d buy any.

To see more 21 more TITS popping up Willy-Nilly in ads, buy a subscription, please.

I am the Tits at critiquing ads.

Or, buy me a coffee.

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